Picture the following:
You’re on the subway, slightly nervous about a midterm exam you have in half an hour. You look at the people around you and sitting right in front of you is a man in his mid thirties looking at his phone.
He’s wearing navy blue suit pants with a matching open sport coat (only in colour, the material is slightly different but that's fine, it's not that noticeable) over a pale celeste shirt and a beige sweater. Everything fits him perfectly, and he’s looking great…
Until you notice…
He’s wearing running shoes.
HE’S WEARING RUNNING SHOES!!!!!
NOT ONLY IS HE WEARING RUNNING SHOES BUT HIS BLACK AND RED SOCKS ARE VISIBLE!!!!
Does he not know? Does he not care? Is this on purpose?
Maybe he was in a hurry, maybe his usual shoes are broken, I don’t know. But he dresses too well on every other aspect for this to be a mere accident.
I’m still not sure whether this was fashion murder or fashion involuntary manslaughter, but I am 100% certain a fashion crime has been committed.